It’s the small, subtle move that can magically melt tension on the road. The ‘thank you’ wave is a surprisingly important aspect of civilised driving. In fact, the NRMA's 2021 Courteous Driving Survey found that drivers’ number one irk is when other drivers fail to give a ‘thank you’ wave. That’s even ahead of inconsiderate mergers and sudden brakers!
Sign #2: You ‘forget’ your indicator
Do you treat your blinker as a choice rather than a requirement? Are you accustomed to the sound of screeching brakes behind you? If so, you’re a wild child, a free spirit, and frankly - a menace on the road. If you’re regularly surprising people with your decision to turn, this can be a clear sign that you might just be the problem.
Sign #3: Your parking is… questionable
Look, we all have bad parking days. No one will judge you too harshly for straightening up your car a couple of times, or even conducting a 50-point turn à la Austin Powers. But if your approach to parking is too relaxed or unruly, you might be the one walking away whistling, completely oblivious to the sheer carpark mayhem you’ve just caused.
Sign #4: You’re an uncooperative merger
One could argue that merging symbolises how cohesively our society works. That is, it works like a dream until some jerk called Terry rocks up to ruin everyone’s day. Are you the Terry? Perhaps you like to barge in like your life depends on it, or maybe you like to block others out for that mild sense of satisfaction.
Either way, here’s a refresher: It works like a zipper, Terry! A zipper!
Sign #5: You’re the last to turn on your headlights
While others turn their headlights on as dusk falls, you fight the dying light as if you’re in a Dylan Thomas poem. You scoff when someone flashes their lights at you through the inky darkness. You cruise on, willing the kangaroos to stay away through sheer stubbornness alone. You truly like to live on the edge, leaving everything up to chance - including whether you’ll miss your street or not.
Sign #6: You’re a tailgater
Can you read the sunglass brand of the driver ahead of you? Can you smell the coffee they have in their cupholder? If so, congrats - you're a first-rate tailgater! And oh boy, you’re sure putting a lot of faith in those brakes. Why would you waste all that precious time leaving a 3-second gap when you could be up close and personal with the chrome badge in front?
Sign #7: Your passengers look worried